How many years does it take to get to the center of a birthday? We don’t know, so we asked our friend the owl to help and he just sent us these birthday socks. We’re not mad, because until we lock in a lifetime partnership with Tootsie Pop, we’ll say happy birthday the way we know best. With a pair of owl socks that tell it like it is. Send these hilarious owl socks to anyone who needs a reminder of what birthdays really mean. They mean you’re getting oooolder, but wiiiser. It’s a double-edged sword.